Upon arrival, we were greeted by a lovely blank space where the door code should’ve been. After channeling our inner escape room team, calling someone definitely not “Eric” on the other side of the world, and sweating through 40 minutes of keycode roulette, we finally got in—using the backup key meant for the cleaning crew.The property manager shuffles reps like a game of customer service blackjack. Sadly, each one knows even less than the last. Once inside, we discovered the large front bedroom with multiple beds—and no door. It's the open-concept sleepover you never knew you didn’t want. Bonus: the walls have a “graffiti-painted-over” vibe, but the curtains still carry some of the artwork.Bathroom highlight: the towel rod, delicately attached with electrical tape, fell off in our hands. The WiFi? Clearly posted on a decorative sign… that matches no existing network. But there’s “SpectrumNetworkSetup2G,” which feels like it streams viruses more than videos.The pack-n-play would be handy—not for sleep, but to keep kids away from exposed outlets with no cover plates. The fridge has no ice. The deck stairs are one soggy board away from a lawsuit.The pool was nice, though. 2 stars for the pool and the memories my family will never let me forget... They're also not letting me book the next place...
