The location of this home is excellent, but unfortunately the quality of the stay does not come close to justifying the price point. The beds were poor quality and uncomfortable, and one of the “king bed” bedrooms advertised in the listing was actually two low-quality twin mattresses pushed together, which feels like borderline false advertising. TV quality and WiFi performance were also subpar, which is disappointing for a home positioned as a premium rental. The house itself felt dated and heavily trafficked. Appliances were low quality and unreliable, including the dishwasher and coffee maker. Kitchenware was lacking and worn, with chipped dishes and glasses, only five steak knives for a large home, and very low-quality toilet paper. Extra pillows stored in closets were dirty and stained. Temperature control was a constant issue. The house was either stifling hot or very cold, and it was extremely difficult to regulate comfort throughout the stay. There is also a safety concern at the front walkway, where there is a steep drop-off immediately adjacent to the driveway with no clear protection or warning, which felt especially concerning with children and an elderly guest. We asked for a modest 1–2 hour later checkout, which was not accommodated at all, further contributing to the overall negative experience. The home feels like it is being operated with minimal effort to maximize return, while being marketed as a high-end property. Gravity Haus would’ve been a better value.