So dirty and unsafe!!! Bat droppings made the upstairs balcony unusable. My nephew put his foot through a broken board on the main deck and we covered other weak boards with our coolers so no one else would get hurt. I turned down my bed and found black dog hair all over my sheets. Washing machine was available but the liquid detergent insert was missing… and liquid detergent was what was there and what we’d packed too. Floors were disgusting and there was no broom on the property. There were no kitchen washcloths or towels. In fact, we had a note that towels were left in the dryer because they ran out of time. When we finally needed them and opened the dryer, we found wet musty towels that required rewashing. Silverware in drawer had food on them. Showers were slimy. Shower door was sharp and left a large cut on our friend’s heal and ankle. No air conditioning requires opening windows but some of them had no screens - that was especially disappointing for the bedroom behind the kitchen that needed more air. Several wasp nests outside were a hazard. Every drawer and cupboard was packed full of unorganized junk so there was nowhere for our own things. Most of the kitchen utensils are melted or bent making you question safety and cleanliness every time you prep a meal. And speaking of meal prep, the bear skin that hangs above the kitchen (unachored or supported) actually fell from the second story onto my sister in law’s head when she simply opened the refrigerator. It was heavy and scary and completely avoidable. Perhaps most shocking, an UNLOCKED pantry was stocked with prescription medications, lighters and ALCOHOL. We had quite a scare and a potential ER visit when my 10 month old nephew pierced a gelcap medication in his mouth - something he found on the floor that didn’t belong to us. This is completely unacceptable!! We’ve stayed in a lot of VRBOs and this definitely doesn’t meet the standards we’ve appreciated and expected. We believe this listing should be removed until serious renovations are taken care of. It is fine if the owner wants to live in clutter and filth, but this home is not guest-ready in any way. We were severely disappointed!!