Texas Hill Country Escape — 250 Acres, Pickleball & Free Hayride w/4-Nt Rental!
Welcome to Poco Loco Ranch, a stunning 250-acre retreat nestled in the heart of the picturesque Texas Hill Country. Located just 10 minutes from the charming town of Boerne, Our ranch offers the ultimate getaway for families, friends, and adventurers seeking a blend of natural beauty, modern comforts, and endless entertainment.
New Additions: Pickleball Court & Tesla-Compatible Charger! Get ready to experience our brand-new pickleball court, where family and friends can enjoy fast-paced fun surrounded by stunning scenery. Whether you're a seasoned player or trying it for the first time, this is the perfect spot to play, laugh, and unwind.
And for our eco-conscious guests, we now offer a Tesla car charger that’s compatible with other electric vehicles, ensuring you’re fully powered for your Texas Hill Country adventures!
Nature’s Playground Reconnect with the great outdoors along a quarter-mile of private Guadalupe River frontage: • Swim, fish, or tube the crystal-clear waters. • Take a leisurely hike through the rolling trails and enjoy breathtaking views. • Spot wildlife that make their home in this serene haven. • At night, marvel at the star-filled sky from our luxurious pool or hot tub.
Rustic Charm Meets Modern Comfort Enjoy thoughtfully designed accommodations that suit groups of all sizes:
Main House • Spacious living area with 2 fold-out sofas and a large flat-screen TV • Fully equipped kitchen perfect for whipping up hearty meals • 3 cozy bedrooms (2 king, 1 twin with a bunk bed) • 3.5 modern bathrooms • A charming covered patio with a BBQ grill and smoker Guest House • Roomy suite with 2 queen beds and a comfy sitting area • Kitchenette and dinette • Full bathroom Game Room Paradise A favorite for all ages, featuring: • Antique pool table • 22' championship shuffleboard • Pac-Man arcade machine • Ping pong and foosball • Cozy seating for those who prefer to relax and spectate Endless Onsite Adventures • Free hayrides with 4-night stays • Volleyball, BBQ cookouts, bonfires, and s’mores • Hours of fun by the pool or in the hot tub • Tubing adventures ranging from a leisurely hour to four hours of river bliss
Nearby Adventures Make the most of our perfect location with nearby attractions: • Explore Boerne’s antique shops, breweries, and cafes (10 mins) • Thrill-seekers love Fiesta Texas (20 mins) and SeaWorld (30 mins) • Discover Fredericksburg’s wineries and the Nimitz Museum (35 mins) • Tour the underground wonders of Cave Without a Name (5 mins)
Perfect for Any Occasion Poco Loco Ranch is ideal for: • Family reunions • Wedding accommodations (close to Paniolo Ranch, Von Erich Ranch, Eagle Dancer Ranch, Dos Palomas Ranch, Marquardt Ranch, and Enchanted Springs Ranch and more!) • Group retreats or simply escaping the everyday
Extra Perks • EV charging for your convenience • Optional hunting packages (deer, axis, and more!) • RV accommodations (ask for details!) Free Hayride with 4 night rentals!
Important Note The Guadalupe River’s depth varies with rainfall, but our pool, game room, and riverfront areas guarantee endless fun no matter the season.
Whether you’re seeking relaxation, adventure, or a little bit of both, Poco Loco Ranch promises an unforgettable experience in the heart of Texas Hill Country. Book your stay today and make memories to last a lifetime!
Keywords: Texas Hill Country, Guadalupe River, pickleball, family-friendly, tubing, game room, pool, hot tub, stargazing, hay ride, Pickleball, hiking, hunting, reunions, weddings, nature, retreat, outdoor activities, rustic luxury.
Servicios de la propiedad
Playa
Camastros en la playa
Toallas de playa
Alberca/spa
Alberca al aire libre
Alberca privada
Tina de hidromasaje
Internet
Disponible en la casa: wifi gratis
Estacionamiento y transporte
Estación de carga para autos eléctricos en la propiedad
Se recomienda trasladarse en auto
Estacionamiento en la propiedad
Cocina
Cafetera y tetera
Especias
Horno
Isla de cocina
Lavavajillas
Licuadora
Microondas
Molino de café
Parrilla de estufa
Refrigerador
Tetera eléctrica
Toallas de papel
Tostadora
Vajilla y utensilios de cocina
Comidas
Mesas
Habitaciones
5 habitaciones
Se proporcionan sábanas
Sofá cama
Baño
3.5 baños
Jabón
Papel de baño
Regadera
Se ofrecen toallas
Secadora de cabello
Tina
Tina o regadera
Áreas comunes para sentarse
Chimenea
Mesa
Sala de estar
Entretenimiento
Estéreo
Juegos
Smart TV con canales de cable/satelitales
Espacios exteriores
Asador
Fogata
Jardín
Muebles de exterior
Patio
Lavandería
Lavadora
Lavandería
Para tu comodidad
Aire acondicionado
Calefacción
Mascotas
No se aceptan mascotas
Facilidades de acceso
No se permite fumar en la propiedad
Servicios e instalaciones
Teléfono
Aspectos destacados de la ubicación
A la orilla de un río
A orillas del agua
En el campo
Actividades
Futbolito
Hockey de mesa
Mesa de billar
Sala de juegos o videojuegos
Tenis de mesa
Caza deportiva en los alrededores
Ciclismo en los alrededores
Golf en los alrededores
Lugar para nadar en los alrededores
Observación de aves en los alrededores
Parque temático en los alrededores
Paseos para ver fauna salvaje en los alrededores
Pesca en los alrededores
Senderos para caminar o andar en bicicleta en los alrededores
Tours ecológicos en los alrededores
Tours por bodegas de vino en los alrededores
Tubing acuático en los alrededores
Características de seguridad
No se reportó un detector de monóxido de carbono (el anfitrión no especificó si la propiedad cuenta con un detector de monóxido de carbono, por lo que se recomienda llevar un detector portátil)
Detector de humo (el anfitrión indicó que la propiedad cuenta con un detector de humo)
El horario de la recepción de esta propiedad puede variar.
Los huéspedes deben contactar con anticipación al hospedaje para recibir las instrucciones sobre el check-in.
Contacta al hospedaje con anticipación para organizar el check-in. Utiliza la información de contacto incluida en la confirmación de la reservación.
Recibirás un correo electrónico del anfitrión con las instrucciones para hacer el check-in y el check-out.
La información proporcionada por la propiedad podría estar traducida con herramientas de traducción automática.
Mascotas
No se aceptan mascotas
Niños y camas adicionales
Los niños son bienvenidos.
Eventos
No se permiten eventos
Fumar
No se permite fumar
Información importante
Información importante
Podría aplicarse un cargo por persona extra, que varía según la política de la propiedad
Es posible que debas presentar una identificación oficial con fotografía y una tarjeta de crédito, una tarjeta de débito o hacer un depósito en efectivo en el check-in para cubrir cualquier gasto imprevisto
Las solicitudes especiales no se pueden garantizar. Están sujetas a disponibilidad al momento del check-in y pueden tener un costo extra
No se permiten fiestas ni eventos de grupos
El anfitrión no indicó si hay detector de monóxido de carbono en la propiedad, por lo que se recomienda llevar uno portátil
El anfitrión indicó que hay un detector de humo en la propiedad
El equipamiento de seguridad de esta propiedad incluye extintor de incendios
Esta propiedad tiene espacios al aire libre, como balcones, patios y terrazas, que podrían no ser adecuados para niños; en caso de inquietudes, recomendamos que te comuniques con la propiedad antes de tu llegada para confirmar que puedas hospedarte en una habitación que se ajuste a tus necesidades.
Vrbo, nuestro sitio asociado, administra este hospedaje. Recibirás un correo suyo con un enlace a tu cuenta de Vrbo, donde podrás cambiar o cancelar tu reservación.
Avisos importantes
Se recomienda acceder a este hospedaje en auto.
Información de la zona
Esta casa de vacaciones se encuentra en el campo y a orillas del agua, en Boerne. Aquellos que deseen hacer una actividad pueden ir a Área natural del Cañón Kreutzberg y Sister Creek Vineyards, mientras que quienes quieran apreciar la belleza natural del área pueden visitar Guadalupe River y Centro de naturaleza Cibolo. En la zona, puedes practicar actividades como tubing acuático y pesca, o disfrutar del aire libre mientras haces tours ecológicos y senderismo. Visita nuestra guía de Boerne
Aeropuerto Internacional de San Antonio (SAT) - 47 min en auto
Restaurantes
Black Board Bar B Q
A 17 min en auto
The Roundup Beer Garden and Food Park
A 6 min en auto
hillbillyz
A 11 min en auto
Sisterdale Saloon
A 18 min en auto
Strieber Bar And Grii
A 24 min en auto
Preguntas frecuentes
¿Hay alberca en Texas Hill Country Escape — 250 Acres, Pickleball & Free Hayride w/4-Nt Rental!?
Sí, la propiedad cuenta con alberca al aire libre.
¿Texas Hill Country Escape — 250 Acres, Pickleball & Free Hayride w/4-Nt Rental! acepta mascotas?
No, la propiedad no acepta mascotas.
¿Cuánto cuesta el estacionamiento en Texas Hill Country Escape — 250 Acres, Pickleball & Free Hayride w/4-Nt Rental!?
Hay estacionamiento disponible en la propiedad.
¿A qué hora es el check-out en Texas Hill Country Escape — 250 Acres, Pickleball & Free Hayride w/4-Nt Rental!?
El check-out es a las 11:00.
¿Dónde se encuentra Texas Hill Country Escape — 250 Acres, Pickleball & Free Hayride w/4-Nt Rental!?
Esta casa de vacaciones para familias de Boerne se encuentra a orillas del agua, a 0.6 km (0.4 mi) de Guadalupe River, y a 15 km (9 mi) de Área natural del Cañón Kreutzberg y Cueva Cave without a Name. Parque zonal de Northside y Parque de la comunidad de Northside también se encuentran a 15 km (9 mi).
Opiniones de Texas Hill Country Escape — 250 Acres, Pickleball & Free Hayride w/4-Nt Rental!
Opiniones
Excepcional
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Puntuación de 10, es decir, Excelente. Basada en 77 de 81 opiniones
10 - Excelente
77
Puntuación de 8, es decir, Bueno. Basada en 3 de 81 opiniones
8 - Bueno
3
Puntuación de 6, es decir, Aceptable. Basada en 0 de 81 opiniones
6 - Aceptable
0
Puntuación de 4, es decir, Malo. Basada en 0 de 81 opiniones
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Puntuación de 2, es decir, Terrible. Basada en 1 de 81 opiniones
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Opinión verificada
10/10 Excelente
Audra P.
12 ago. 2022
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Great stay
Our family loved our time there!! It was in a great location for day trips to Fredericksburg and San Antonio. We loved the game room and exploring the property.
Se hospedó 6 noches en julio de 2022
Opinión verificada
10/10 Excelente
Tammy L.
14 jun. 2024
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Great place for family
Great hill country charm and fun all around.
Se hospedó 4 noches en mayo de 2024
Opinión verificada
10/10 Excelente
K Meghan M.
11 jun. 2023
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Delightful family stay
We thoroughly enjoyed our stay - our family of 5 plus my parents - at the Poco Loci Ranch. Charles was a great host and there is plenty to do and enjoy on the property. Property has tubes to enjoy the Guadalupe River, a grill by the pool, firewood for an evening campfire and s’mores, and plenty of beds and towels. Highly recommend for a family get together!
Se hospedó 4 noches en junio de 2023
Opinión verificada
10/10 Excelente
Elizabeth C.
15 ene. 2023
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Christmas at the Poco Loco
We had a great time despite the freezing temperatures creating some challenges for us and the Hosts. They were great and very responsive. Even without being able to enjoy the water this place is a wonderful place to enjoy with the whole family!
Se hospedó 4 noches en diciembre de 2022
Opinión verificada
10/10 Excelente
Tiffany G.
16 abr. 2024
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Spring break
We had an amazing time visiting this property and spending time together walking the grounds. Perfect for large families! Our kids were never bored and never even asked for tvs or devices! Family that runs the ranch is the sweetest. They are extremely welcoming and helpful. We will definitely visit again in the future.
Se hospedó 4 noches en marzo de 2024
Opinión verificada
10/10 Excelente
Jefferson S.
5 ago. 2023
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Family vacation
Property was perfect for our group of 20, it had plenty of space and having the game room pool available was a bonus. Melissa was quick to respond to any questions/concerns we had.
Se hospedó 4 noches en julio de 2023
Opinión verificada
10/10 Excelente
Cliente verificado
17 ago. 2020
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Wonderful Ranch Vacation
Lots to love about this property. The game room was a huge hit. The separate guest house was great. Well groomed yard. Tubing down the river. And, of course, the stars! :)
Se hospedó 4 noches en agosto de 2020
Opinión verificada
8/10 Buena
Andrew T.
1 jul. 2024
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Poco Loco with Friends
We had a great stay at Poco Loco. House and property were as described. Loved all of the porches and being able to walk through this property in the mornings.
River access was a little tough but Charles informed me that they are going to update their property map with a better location so that issue may be solved.
Kitchen is very small, something to keep in mind if you plan to cook for a large group during your stay.
Se hospedó 3 noches en junio de 2024
Opinión verificada
10/10 Excelente
Marie S.
3 ago. 2023
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July Poco Loco Ranch
This was one of the best vacation rentals we've ever been to. The pool was amazing and so was the huge game room. Hosts were extremely helpful and there was a lovely welcome basket to greet us upon arrival. Highly recommend Poco Loco for a family vacation. There was something for everyone. The only bummer was that the river was too low to tube, but Charles let us know before we arrived so we knew what to expect. It was still great to walk down to the river and skip rocks and it was teeming with birds and toads and little fish. And as a delightful bonus, there was a wee baby cow that we passed on our hike.
Se hospedó 4 noches en julio de 2023
Opinión verificada
10/10 Excelente
Janet R.
19 jun. 2022
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Peace in the Hill Country
This was the most peaceful vacation we have had. It is away from all the hassle of the city. No noise except for the wind blowing and the cattle mooing. It is close enough to Boerne to do any shopping you need to do. The kitchen was well stocked with all the cooking utensils we needed plus ingredients for s'mores! The house is not modern but it is very cozy and comfortable. We loved the pool and spent every evening there watching the stars come out. The river level was low but that was perfect for the little boys in our family. Melinda and her husband were very gracious and took our family on a hayrack ride around the property.
Se hospedó 5 noches en junio de 2022
Opinión verificada
10/10 Excelente
Steve H.
29 jul. 2022
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Houston 2022
The place was perfect. It had a blend of a historical rustic feel with all the modern convivences. The property is absolutely beautiful and the long ride to the river was so scenic. We saw awesome wildlife and enjoyed every minute ! If we had to change anything it would be to have stayed longer !
Se hospedó 6 noches en julio de 2022
Opinión verificada
10/10 Excelente
Melissa P.
19 jul. 2022
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We loved everything about our stay.
We so enjoyed our stay at Poco Loco. The pool was amazing and we were so thankful for it on the hot Texas afternoons. We also used the game room daily and had a family tournament on our last day. The property is beautiful and loved walking to the river in the mornings. This was a wonderful location for our family of 11 to enjoy a quiet, relaxing vacation. Thank you to Melinda for being so available.
Se hospedó 5 noches en julio de 2022
Opinión verificada
8/10 Buena
Bryan M.
14 jul. 2022
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Poco Loco is fun
Drought made it tough for the property.
Se hospedó 4 noches en julio de 2022
Opinión verificada
10/10 Excelente
Brendan F.
22 jun. 2022
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Absolutely perfect.
Stayed with a 10-person group of guys to celebrate my bachelor party. Location is perfect, just outside of town. There is something for everyone between the pool, river, game room, and property. Melinda is a great host, and we communicated several times prior to our arrival. I would stay there again without question.
Se hospedó 4 noches en junio de 2022
Opinión verificada
10/10 Excelente
Brian H.
10 jun. 2022
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Fantastic fun for friends and family
We just finished our 4 nights and it was even better than we could have ever imagined. Melinda was a wonderful host and met us at the ranch at check in to give us a tour and help with any and all the information we needed to make our stay care free.
Se hospedó 4 noches en junio de 2022
Opinión verificada
10/10 Excelente
Genevieve S.
20 mar. 2022
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Just perfect
We had such a wonderful family vacation at PocoLoco.
The property had something for everyone in our group. The pool area and hot tub (which the hostess went out of her way to fix when it malfunctioned during our stay) we’re so fun even in the chilly springtime weather. There was beautiful land to run, explore and hike on. The kitchen was well organized and stocked. And the game room was perfect spot for our family to spend evenings laughing and joking around.
What is more, the hosts made us feel at home by giving us a full property tour, accommodating all our needs, and by providing answers to every question. They are very kind and friendly folks!
We collected some beautiful family memories to take home with us along with the wild turkey feathers we came across on the property.
We would absolutely visit Poco Loco again. It is a very special spot.
Se hospedó 4 noches en marzo de 2022
Opinión verificada
10/10 Excelente
jennifer W.
2 jul. 2021
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Amazing Family Reunion
We had a great time - the property is AMAZING - floated the river and LOVED the pool!! We will be back! Melinda was great to work with -
Se hospedó 4 noches en junio de 2021
Opinión verificada
10/10 Excelente
Judy W.
30 jun. 2021
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We Shall Return
Let me say first of all, if you’re looking for an updated property, this is not your place. It is rustic, comfortable and well equipped. The owners are gracious to share their family ranch which has been theirs for over 50 years. The main ranch house is real Texas Hill Country, and has been expanded from the original 2 room dog-trot house which may be 100 years old. The pool, the pool house, the enormous game room, and all the patios are a big plus. The land, the river and wildlife are all beautiful; and we watched great sunsets on the hill looking across the Guadalupe valley. The owners are gracious, friendly, and eager to help.
Se hospedó 7 noches en junio de 2021
Opinión verificada
10/10 Excelente
roseanne r.
14 jun. 2021
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Amazing pool side Scenery!’
The Poco Loco Ranch is such a special place to stay to make wonderful memories with family or friends.
Right from the start Melinda and Brian treated us like family. They were warm and extremely helpful in every aspect!
We couldn’t get our grandkids out of the pool but we didn’t mind as the peaceful land that surrounds it is breathtaking!
Also thank you again Brian for treated our grandkids to such a fun hayride!
The main house is warmly decorated and so comfy. There’s also a guest house poolside and a huge game room. We also enjoyed making s’mores by the fire pit one evening!
It was sad to leave the Poco Loco Ranch but we are counting our days till we return!
Thank you again Melinda and Brian for sharing your wonderful family Ranch house with our family!
Se hospedó 4 noches en junio de 2021
Opinión verificada
10/10 Excelente
Dennis B.
22 mar. 2021
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What a amazing ranch!!!
Would recommend to to anyone who needs room
Great family place!!!
Se hospedó 8 noches en marzo de 2021
Opinión verificada
10/10 Excelente
steve h.
29 ago. 2020
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Hill Country Retreat
Stunning property in Texas Hill Country. Many different opportunities for play and adventure indoor and out. Private river access and pool provided endless entertainment during peak Texas Summer heat. Game room popular as well with all ages and handy during brief rain and late evening fun. Hosted 10 with room to spare. Close to Boerne for shopping, food if for some reason you would want to leave the property. Cave without a name a national treasure.
Se hospedó 4 noches en agosto de 2020
Opinión verificada
10/10 Excelente
roberta s.
7 ago. 2020
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Perfect place to get away from it all!
We enjoyed our stay at Poco Loco ranch. I loved cooking for the family in the big kitchen and the kids ( and adults) loved the pool and game room! The property is beautiful and so much wildlife! We even spotted a great horned owl on the ground hunting! Armadillos and deer abound. All in all a great time was had by all! Comfortable beds and well stocked kitchen. Great for groups.
Se hospedó 5 noches en julio de 2020
Opinión verificada
10/10 Excelente
christina b.
28 jul. 2020
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Beautiful place
Beautiful ranch right on the river. Great pool and game room. Perfect for family getaway!
Se hospedó 4 noches en julio de 2020
Opinión verificada
10/10 Excelente
Matt K.
17 jun. 2020
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Great Weekend Get-a-way
We loved our stay at the Poco Loco. Upon arrival, Melinda showed us around the entire property and house, as well as how to get to the two river access points. We loved the river, pool, and game room. Everything was built to entertain, relax, and spend time with friends and family. Melinda and Charles helped provide directions on how to float the river, as well as recommendations on great near by golf courses. We’ll definitely be back!
Se hospedó 3 noches en junio de 2020
Opinión verificada
10/10 Excelente
Bart T.
26 may. 2020
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