Moteles en Estrella Mountain Regional Park

“No shampoo, dirty floors, people smoking drugs outside the rooms!”

“No toiletries. No hair dryer. No towels in room. Front desk guy, believe me, it’s not my life mission to go town in town and screw motels for towels. If I say there’s no towels, it’s because there are no towels. Not because I want to keep their below average quality as a souvenir. Oh, and your non smoking reeks of smoke.”

“Good”

“La máquina de hielo descompuesta”