The location of this home is excellent and the master suite on third floor was very nice. However, the "makeshift" curtains were atrocious and the TV remote did not work. The wood flooring on the upper levels was very nice. First floor, (3 bedrooms) felt more like a budget motel than vacation rental. We found dead and live spiders on 1st floor. Tile flooring was dirty, there was a persistent musty odor, and blackout curtain liners used as makeshift curtains were dragging the floors. The online photos do not accurately represent the condition of this level. The kitchen had numerous issues: Built‑in microwave broken, Countertop microwave rusted inside w/peeling enamel, Vent hood does not work, Mold found in countertop ice maker, Freezer ice maker is broken. Half of the grill doesn't work, Broken tiles on the back porch. Cleanliness was also unacceptable. The floors were dirty when we arrived, and we had to rewash all sheets after finding hair in them. 1st floor tub was dirty. Other safety/maintenance concerns: First‑floor HVAC not working upon arrival, Missing outlet faceplates, Live, exposed electrical wiring on the exterior of the home, Missing light bulbs, Missing shower mixer handles on 2 showers. Towel rod broken. Given the number and severity of maintenance/safety issues, we are astonished by the glowing reviews from other guests. The only explanation is that they are friends of the owner or simply not accustomed to the level of quality and safety we expect.